peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

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escuerzoresucitado:

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evilwizard:

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

13,145 notes + 1 week ago

lesbianjudasiscariot:

i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

19,876 notes + 1 week ago

throathole:

fuckabusevictim:

throathole:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again your hard cock straining through your underwear or your pants is NOT a bulge, a proper bulge is SOFT. stop calling your barely concealed erection a bulge I’m sick of it

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That’s a deplorable mis-use of Hilary’s image. No sorry that’s wrong… you’re a deplorable….Hilary said so! And she doesn’t use that kind of term lightly…in fact she never uses it anymore! Locked away with Billy the Lad in retirement….a sad ending!

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7,139 notes + 2 weeks ago

pacificrim:

call his pussy the dark place the way it loops endlessly and causes memory and time loss. and there’s a musical number

69 notes + 1 month ago

aphr0dyke:

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this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

188,637 notes + 1 month ago

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

who wants to blog together tonight

your url looks so beautiful in the moonlight

16,756 notes + 1 month ago

associate-geneva:

sayruq:

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6,920 notes + 1 month ago

smuganimebitch:

would your blorbo be a fan of Taylor Swift (assuming that there will be no barriers to them experiencing her music)

they would be a dedicated swiftie

they would be a gaylor conspiracy theorist

they would think she’s fine

they would kind of dislike her but not really listen to her music anyway

they would be an incredibly obsessive hater

my blorbo is taylor swift

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34 notes + 1 month ago

to2llynottoby:

cuntaloupes:

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not now sweetie daddy’s watching porn and mommy’s making tiktoks about our marriage

👶babybink104: yall seein this shit

🍼milkchugger: its so over for you man

🐣peekabooch4mp10n: hey guys my mom just left the room does she still exist

9,700 notes + 1 month ago

greelin:

greelin:

never have i put on lotion and had to think “gee i hope this doesn’t attract wolf spiders”

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i want to believe

3,502 notes + 1 month ago

sophiamcdougall:

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gearslips:

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hungwy:

The rat said this

96,444 notes + 2 months ago
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