when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”
i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again your hard cock straining through your underwear or your pants is NOT a bulge, a proper bulge is SOFT. stop calling your barely concealed erection a bulge I’m sick of it
That’s a deplorable mis-use of Hilary’s image. No sorry that’s wrong… you’re a deplorable….Hilary said so! And she doesn’t use that kind of term lightly…in fact she never uses it anymore! Locked away with Billy the Lad in retirement….a sad ending!
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call his pussy the dark place the way it loops endlessly and causes memory and time loss. and there’s a musical number
this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted
who wants to blog together tonight
your url looks so beautiful in the moonlight
would your blorbo be a fan of Taylor Swift (assuming that there will be no barriers to them experiencing her music)
they would be a dedicated swiftie
they would be a gaylor conspiracy theorist
they would think she’s fine
they would kind of dislike her but not really listen to her music anyway
they would be an incredibly obsessive hater
my blorbo is taylor swift
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not now sweetie daddy’s watching porn and mommy’s making tiktoks about our marriage
👶babybink104: yall seein this shit
🍼milkchugger: its so over for you man
🐣peekabooch4mp10n: hey guys my mom just left the room does she still exist
never have i put on lotion and had to think “gee i hope this doesn’t attract wolf spiders”
i want to believe